Sports

Washington, DC (TDP) – Attorneys for the U.S. Justice Department announced that they have reached a settlement with former Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong in their $100 million civil fraud […]

Mass-shooting rookie James Hodgkinson disappointed crazed, left-wing zealots across the country, hitting just 5 for 50 in his radically violent debut.  The portly 66-year-old from Belleville, IL seemed tentative in his first […]

Foxborough, MA (TDP) – Former New England Patriot All-Pro Tight End Aaron Hernandez has added his name to the list of Patriot players who will not be visiting the White House […]

New York City area hospitals were placed on high alert on Opening Day of the Major League Baseball season and will remain so until further notice.  “Based on a risk assessment of the […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – The bubble has burst once again for Trump University.  The Men’s NCAA Basketball Selection Committee announced its field of 68 teams for this year’s tournament Sunday […]

The office of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that New England Patriots quarterback, and Super Bowl LI MVP, Tom Brady will be suspended for the first six games of the […]

Assistant Accounts Payable Manager Nathan Early found himself in a predicament this week when it was discovered that he had oversold numbers for the annual Super Bowl Pool.  Early, already […]

With the nation bitterly divided along political, social and economic lines, a polarized populace yearns for a unifying theme.  A ray of hope on a bleak, wall-bordered landscape.  A haven for conservatives and […]

In a controversial decision Tuesday, President Obama commuted all but four months of Manning’s 35-year sentence for leaking classified U.S. intelligence information.  “I feel very comfortable that justice has been […]