Politics

Las Vegas, NV (TDP) – Vowing to “never stand down” in its defense of the right to bear arms, the National Rifle Association today proposed the arming of all future […]

San Juan, Puerto Rico (TDP) – Praising our neighbors “somewhere out there in the Atlantic Ocean,” President Trump today signed an Executive Order granting full and immediate independence to Puerto […]

Road Town, British Virgin Islands (TDP) – Queen Elizabeth II today granted full independence to the Virgin Island territories, which had been under British control since the outbreak of the […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – A recently published report from the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has concluded that every one of the 321.4 million residents of the United States will die if the […]

Island Beach State Park, NJ (TDP) – A large, pugnacious sea mammal appeared to have beached itself at Island Beach State Park in New Jersey over the weekend.  However, with the […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – In an effort to advocate bipartisanship within its deeply divided ranks, the House of Representatives today approved funding for the promotion of additional shocking tragedies in the United States […]

The National Rifle Association expressed its relief today that none of it most passionate supporters were among those injured in the Alexandria, VA congressional baseball shooting.  NRA Executive Director Wayne LaPierre […]

Providence, RI (TDP) – Fulfilling a keystone campaign promise, President Donald Trump today announced the addition of “thousands” of new coal jobs to the nation’s economy.  Speaking at the opening […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – U.S. Diplomacy, a tenet of our nation since its birth, died at home in Washington, D.C. this week, surrounded by family and friends.  He was 240. Born in […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos today released a sample of the new standardized testing in mathematics for elementary school children.  The College & Careers Readiness Assessment Program (CCRAP) Exam […]