Politics

The ZEETCHES Now, the Mask-Wearing Zeetches Had masks on their faces. But the Bare-Faced Zeetches Wore none in the places. Those masks weren’t so big. They were really so small. […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), senior Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC), and Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) led a delegation of Republican congressman and officials in a […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – In a hastily-called news conference, Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, made a final, desperate plea to the American public […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – With the clock ticking on the deadline for a shutdown of TikTok in the United States, sources within the Trump Administration have revealed the motivation behind the […]

Washington, DC (TDP) – President Donald Trump’s campaign and the Republican National Committee have filed 71,947,268 lawsuits, one against each individual voter selecting Democratic challenger Joseph Biden on their 2020 […]

Matias Romero, Mexico (TDP) – A group of 1,000 haggard travelers wandering through Mexico heading north towards the U.S. border has been positively identified.  Originally thought to be Central American […]

Fairfax, VA (TDP) – The National Rifle Association today announced that it would no longer be promoting its school safety plan to arm teachers in the nation’s 100,000 public schools.  […]

Irving, TX (TDP) – The Boy Scouts of America, in a follow-up announcement to their plans to broadly accept girls into the century-old organization, will begin to offer a merit […]

Las Vegas, NV (TDP) – Vowing to “never stand down” in its defense of the right to bear arms, the National Rifle Association today proposed the arming of all future […]