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[ February 26, 2024 ] Jesus Responds to ‘He Gets Us’ Ad Campaign Entertainment
[ February 26, 2021 ] Local Man Worried He Left House Without Shutting Off Internet Local News
[ December 18, 2020 ] Dr. Seuss to Oversee COVID Vaccine Distribution News
[ November 21, 2020 ] Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles News
[ November 19, 2020 ] Dr. Fauci Mistakenly Invites Entire Nation to His Home for Thanksgiving News
[ November 12, 2020 ] Trump Attacks TikTok in Attempt to Silence Sarah Cooper News
[ November 4, 2020 ] Trump Campaign Files Lawsuits Against 71,947,268 Biden Voters News
[ November 3, 2020 ] Dewey Defeats Truman News
[ April 10, 2018 ] Massive Data Breach Uncovered as Phone Companies Admit Publishing Names, Addresses and Phone Numbers of 200 Million Americans Money
[ April 5, 2018 ] Suspected Caravan of Asylum Seekers Traveling Through Mexico Turns Out to be Penniless Spring Breakers Returning From Cancun News

April 3, 2025

Trump Acknowledges Russian-DNC Hacking Charges

January 10, 2017 William F Barkley 0

In his first press conference as President-Elect, and first in almost six months, Donald Trump acknowledged that the Russian government was involved in the hacking of the Democratic Party during […]

Trump Addresses Conflict-of-Interest Issues

January 1, 2017 William F Barkley 0

Washington DC (TDP) President Donald Trump today addressed concerns over potential conflict-of-interest issues concerning his ownership of global business ventures while fulfilling his duties as President. Trump’s attorney, Sherri Dillon, announced […]

Jesus Responds to ‘He Gets Us’ Ad Campaign

February 26, 2024 0

The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder of Christianity and reigning head [...]
Local Man Worried He Left House Without Shutting Off Internet

February 26, 2021 0

Yeehaw Junction, RI (TDP) – Local resident Zeke Hawthorne, 61, became quite concerned recently after realizing he had left his Private Ridges Road home for a short trip with the internet still running. “You can’t be too careful,” the [...]
Dr. Seuss to Oversee COVID Vaccine Distribution

December 18, 2020 0

The ZEETCHES Now, the Mask-Wearing Zeetches Had masks on their faces. But the Bare-Faced Zeetches Wore none in the places. Those masks weren’t so big. They were really so small. You might think such a [...]
Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles

November 21, 2020 0

Washington, DC (TDP) – Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), senior Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC), and Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) led a delegation of Republican congressman and officials in a frantic search through the Russell [...]
Dr. Fauci Mistakenly Invites Entire Nation to His Home for Thanksgiving

November 19, 2020 0

Washington, DC (TDP) – In a hastily-called news conference, Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, made a final, desperate plea to the American public regarding the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. [...]
Trump Attacks TikTok in Attempt to Silence Sarah Cooper

November 12, 2020 0

Washington, DC (TDP) – With the clock ticking on the deadline for a shutdown of TikTok in the United States, sources within the Trump Administration have revealed the motivation behind the President’s vendetta against the Chinese-owned [...]