Providence, RI (TDP) – Fulfilling a keystone campaign promise, President Donald Trump today announced the addition of “thousands” of new coal jobs to the nation’s economy. Speaking at the opening […]
New York City area hospitals were placed on high alert on Opening Day of the Major League Baseball season and will remain so until further notice. “Based on a risk assessment of the […]
In an impromptu announcement at a local intersection this afternoon, city resident Jeffrey Pritchard, 53, left no doubt as to his feelings regarding ownership of the local roadways. “Yeah pal, I […]
Washington, DC (TDP) – U.S. Diplomacy, a tenet of our nation since its birth, died at home in Washington, D.C. this week, surrounded by family and friends. He was 240. Born in […]
Westerville, OH (TDP) – Born in a humble workshop almost 85 years ago, a matching pair of French leather club chairs succumbed to old age this week just hours apart. The […]
Washington, DC (TDP) – The bubble has burst once again for Trump University. The Men’s NCAA Basketball Selection Committee announced its field of 68 teams for this year’s tournament Sunday […]
San Francisco, CA (TDP) – In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the Internet, Twitter today revealed that they do, in fact, have an offensive content policy. The Daily […]
Washington, DC (TDP) – Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos today released a sample of the new standardized testing in mathematics for elementary school children. The College & Careers Readiness Assessment Program (CCRAP) Exam […]
The National Onion Association, official organization of the U.S. onion industry, today announced the acquisition of digital media company The Onion, once known for its weekly satirical newspaper. Univision, parent company […]
Recent actions by the Trump Administration have sent shock-waves through the Al Qaeda and ISIS communities. U.S. born terrorists fear that the looming repeal of the Affordable Care Act will affect […]
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