
Jesus Responds to ‘He Gets Us’ Ad Campaign
The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder […]
The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder […]
The ZEETCHES Now, the Mask-Wearing Zeetches Had masks on their faces. But the Bare-Faced Zeetches Wore none in the places. Those masks weren’t so big. They were really so small. […]
Washington, DC (TDP) – With the clock ticking on the deadline for a shutdown of TikTok in the United States, sources within the Trump Administration have revealed the motivation behind the […]
San Francisco, CA (TDP) – In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the Internet, Twitter today revealed that they do, in fact, have an offensive content policy. The Daily […]
San Juan, Puerto Rico (TDP) – Praising our neighbors “somewhere out there in the Atlantic Ocean,” President Trump today signed an Executive Order granting full and immediate independence to Puerto […]
A rift has developed within a local family as Trevor, a 12-year-old golden retriever, has refused to sign the living will requested by his owners, the Robertson’s. The will, intended […]
In an impromptu announcement at a local intersection this afternoon, city resident Jeffrey Pritchard, 53, left no doubt as to his feelings regarding ownership of the local roadways. “Yeah pal, I […]
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