
Jesus Responds to ‘He Gets Us’ Ad Campaign
The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder […]
The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder […]
Matias Romero, Mexico (TDP) – A group of 1,000 haggard travelers wandering through Mexico heading north towards the U.S. border has been positively identified. Originally thought to be Central American […]
Chicago, IL (TDP) – United Airlines (UAL) today announced plans to offer fee-based upgrades for passengers wishing to smoke on any of its domestic or international flights. United’s new “Butt” fee […]
Mass-shooting rookie James Hodgkinson disappointed crazed, left-wing zealots across the country, hitting just 5 for 50 in his radically violent debut. The portly 66-year-old from Belleville, IL seemed tentative in his first […]
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, daughter-in-law of Amway founder Richard DeVos, today unveiled her plan to reform public education in the U.S. with a multi-level marketing voucher system. The new […]
Pennsylvania Groundhog Announces Transgender Status
In an interview with the Wall Street Journal this week, President Trump described portions of the proposed Republican corporate tax plan as “too complicated” and vowed to simplify. “I like […]
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