The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder of Christianity and reigning head of all Creation for the past 2,000 years simply stated, “I don’t get it.”
The ruling Deity said He didn’t see the need for a PR campaign and thought that most people were well aware of His omniscience or, at the very least, His name. “I am literally everywhere. You can look it up (Jeremiah 23:23-24).”
The Son of God went on to say that he wasn’t sure who the sponsoring Servant Foundation was but that they did not speak for Him.
“Watch the ad. Does it say at the end – my name is Jesus and I paid for this message. I think not.”