Trump Campaign Files Lawsuits Against 71,947,268 Biden Voters

President Threatens to Bankrupt Electoral College

Washington, DC (TDP) – President Donald Trump’s campaign and the Republican National Committee have filed 71,947,268 lawsuits, one against each individual voter selecting Democratic challenger Joseph Biden on their 2020 ballot.

RNC Chairperson Ronna Romney McDaniel said in a statement today that they planned to sue in all fifty states plus the District of Columbia.

The lawsuits allege each of the Biden ballots was filled out incorrectly, processed illegally, and counted multiple times. Additionally, the lawsuit contends, the name “Camala” is not a legitimate American birthname and that women are not eligible to hold the office of Vice President.

“To me, this is a very sad moment, and we will win this. And as far as I’m concerned, we already have,” Trump said.

He described the situation as a “major fraud in our nation” and vowed to take each of the 71,947,268 cases to the Supreme Court.

Democratic candidate Joe Biden was unavailable for comment.