President Donald Trump has extended an invitation to his ex-wives and mistresses to attend a state dinner at the White House to commemorate Valentine’s Day. The dinner, to be emceed by former […]
Recently-widowed Edna Crouse will no longer donate her late husband’s clothes to the local Goodwill. The 78-year-old Yeehaw Junction resident reports encountering numerous men dressed in the clothing of her deceased husband, […]
The popular sledding hill at Downey Park was unavailable earlier this week after John Walpole, 43, took over the child-friendly recreation area with a 1980’s throwback performance of flying saucer snow sled dominance. […]
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, daughter-in-law of Amway founder Richard DeVos, today unveiled her plan to reform public education in the U.S. with a multi-level marketing voucher system. The new […]
The office of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that New England Patriots quarterback, and Super Bowl LI MVP, Tom Brady will be suspended for the first six games of the […]
Assistant Accounts Payable Manager Nathan Early found himself in a predicament this week when it was discovered that he had oversold numbers for the annual Super Bowl Pool. Early, already […]
Pennsylvania Groundhog Announces Transgender Status
No other presidential appointment generated as much controversy as that of former White House Chief Strategist and Special Counselor to the President, Steve Bannon. Although much has been written and […]
With the nation bitterly divided along political, social and economic lines, a polarized populace yearns for a unifying theme. A ray of hope on a bleak, wall-bordered landscape. A haven for conservatives and […]
Following through on a cornerstone promise of the 2016 campaign, President Donald Trump today announced that construction on the “great, great wall on our southern border” would begin immediately and […]
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