Washington, DC (TDP) – Attorneys for the U.S. Justice Department announced that they have reached a settlement with former Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong in their $100 million civil fraud […]
Crawford, TX (TDP) – Irish rock band U2 has announced that former U.S. President George W. Bush will be permanently joining the group for its next world tour and beyond. In an […]
Washington, DC (TDP) – A recently published report from the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has concluded that every one of the 321.4 million residents of the United States will die if the […]
West Chester, PA (TDP) – After a long, sad night of drinking and missed hookups, QVC, the world’s leading television network shill, dialed the number listed at the bottom of the […]
Island Beach State Park, NJ (TDP) – A large, pugnacious sea mammal appeared to have beached itself at Island Beach State Park in New Jersey over the weekend. However, with the […]
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