Betsy DeVos Flunks Math

Secretary DeVos Scores 3 Out Of 5

Education

Washington, DC (TDP) – Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos today released a sample of the new standardized testing in mathematics for elementary school children.  The College & Careers Readiness Assessment Program (CCRAP) Exam features traditional math questions based on current-event subjects.

“We believe the children are our future,” DeVos said.  “Teach them well and let them lead the way.  Show them all the beauty they possess inside.  Give them a sense of pride to make it easier.  Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be.  Everybody’s searching for a hero.  People need someone to look up to.  I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs.  A lonely place to be.  And so I learned to depend on me.”

College & Careers Readiness Assessment Program Exam
Sample Questions

1.  It will cost $10 million dollars per mile to build a wall on the US-Mexico border.  The border is 2,000 miles long.  How much will the border wall cost Mexico?

  • $10 million
  • $2 billion
  • $20 billion
  • $0

2.  President Trump won 306 Electoral votes in the Presidential election.  Hillary Clinton won 232 Electoral votes.  By how many votes did President Trump win?

  • 306
  • 74
  • Actually, he lost by 2.8 million illegally-cast ballots
  • “The most ever”

3.  There are nine judge positions on the U.S. Supreme Court.  One position is vacant.  How many judges will be appointed by the President?

  • 1
  • 9
  • 0
  • “The most ever”

4.  There are 21 White House Cabinet positions appointed by the President.  17 are white males.  How many are black women?

  • 4
  • 3
  • 2
  • 0

5.  President Trump has been married three times.  Two-thirds of his wives have been immigrants.  How many immigrant wives has President Trump had?

  • 4
  • 3
  • 2
  • 0