Recent actions by the Trump Administration have sent shock-waves through the Al Qaeda and ISIS communities. U.S. born terrorists fear that the looming repeal of the Affordable Care Act will affect […]
President Trump issued a new Executive Order on immigration today, offering a three-fifths compromise to foreign nationals residing in the United States. Under the order, all foreign nationals and immigrants […]
A rift has developed within a local family as Trevor, a 12-year-old golden retriever, has refused to sign the living will requested by his owners, the Robertson’s. The will, intended […]
In a hastily-called news conference, President Donald Trump today threatened to “act Presidential” if the media continued to cover him with such “hatred.” “I don’t want to do it, but I will. […]
Ms. Clark’s 4th grade class at Cedar Grove Elementary School led their schoolmates in a spirited protest this week, highlighted by the melting of a Donald Trump snowman in effigy. […]
President Donald Trump has extended an invitation to his ex-wives and mistresses to attend a state dinner at the White House to commemorate Valentine’s Day. The dinner, to be emceed by former […]
Recently-widowed Edna Crouse will no longer donate her late husband’s clothes to the local Goodwill. The 78-year-old Yeehaw Junction resident reports encountering numerous men dressed in the clothing of her deceased husband, […]
The popular sledding hill at Downey Park was unavailable earlier this week after John Walpole, 43, took over the child-friendly recreation area with a 1980’s throwback performance of flying saucer snow sled dominance. […]
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, daughter-in-law of Amway founder Richard DeVos, today unveiled her plan to reform public education in the U.S. with a multi-level marketing voucher system. The new […]
The office of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that New England Patriots quarterback, and Super Bowl LI MVP, Tom Brady will be suspended for the first six games of the […]
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