
Jesus Responds to ‘He Gets Us’ Ad Campaign
The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder […]
The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder […]
In an impromptu announcement at a local intersection this afternoon, city resident Jeffrey Pritchard, 53, left no doubt as to his feelings regarding ownership of the local roadways. “Yeah pal, I […]
Island Beach State Park, NJ (TDP) – A large, pugnacious sea mammal appeared to have beached itself at Island Beach State Park in New Jersey over the weekend. However, with the […]
Washington, DC (TDP) – Attorneys for the U.S. Justice Department announced that they have reached a settlement with former Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong in their $100 million civil fraud […]
Recently-widowed Edna Crouse will no longer donate her late husband’s clothes to the local Goodwill. The 78-year-old Yeehaw Junction resident reports encountering numerous men dressed in the clothing of her deceased husband, […]
National Public Radio CEO Jarl Mohn has announced that the publicly-funded liberal radio network will offer an abbreviated programming schedule on Inauguration Day, January 20th. “We’ve had quite a few […]
Washington, DC (TDP) – With the clock ticking on the deadline for a shutdown of TikTok in the United States, sources within the Trump Administration have revealed the motivation behind the […]
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